Do you understand the following 4 facts about our service?
1) As no one knows for sure what happens after a person dies - our company will not be able to guarantee, or prove, that your telegram was actually received by the addressee.
2) You will be charged $5.00 for each word in your telegram and there is a 5 word minimum.
3) You must provide us with a phone number and we will not give your telegram to a messenger until we are able to call you for confirmation and have received payment.
4) After we have called you for confirmation and have given your telegram to a messenger - your payment will not be refunded unless the messenger should have the good fortune to survive one year past the day the messenger received the telegram. In that case the fee is refunded and the telegram will be delivered for free.