AfterlifeTelegrams.com .... the afterlife message service.

If you are a terminally ill (and mentally competent) adult with a minimal survival prognosis of about a year or less, then you might qualify to be one of our messengers. The service that our company provides is unique. For a fee of $5 per word, customers can pay AfterlifeTelegrams.com to deliver telegrams to people who have passed away. This is done with the help of terminally ill volunteers who memorize the telegrams before passing away, and then deliver the telegrams after they have passed.
The fees that customers pay are held by AfterlifeTelegrams.com until the terminally ill messenger passes. Then the fee is either given to the messenger's family, used to pay medical bills or is donated to a charity of the messenger's choosing. All potential messengers must provide us with proof that they have been diagnosed with a terminal illness, by a certified doctor, and have a minimal survival prognosis of about a year or less. All messengers are tested to make sure that they have memorized the messages they are entrusted with and are periodically quizzed to make sure they have not forgotten them.
(NOTICE: Technically messengers are never really "employed" by AfterlifeTelegrams.com, nor are they "paid". All messengers are volunteers who work for "free". The money that AfterlifeTelegrams.com will give to a messenger's family, or to who ever else the messenger chose to have us give it to, is not "income" - it is a "donation".)
If the messenger who was given a message should have the good fortune to survive one year past the day the message was given, then the fee is refunded to the customer with the understanding that the messenger will attempt delivery, when the time comes, for free.
We are only interested in legitimate applicants. if you don't qualify, please don't apply. Please don't ask for money in advance of your passing; As stated above - fees are distributed after the messenger has passed away.

Terminally ill people needed...

If you are interested or have
any questions - please email us at:
paulrogerkinsella(AT)hotmail(D0T)com and write "afterlife tellegrams" in the subject line.

If we have offended you in any way with this offer, we sincerely apologize.

These angels look bored ,,,, the afterlife must be a little dull where they are.