AfterlifeTelegrams.com ,,,, the afterlife message service ,,,, you must wait 30 days after someone dies to send a message.

Sorry, as an added precaution to prevent harming people who might still be grieving, customers must wait until 30 days after the person they wish to send a telegram to has passed away.

These angels look bored ,,,, the afterlife must be a little dull where they are.