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In exchange for a fee of $5 per word (with a 5 word minimum) a customer (also called a "sender") can write a short telegram and address it to a person (called the "addressee") who has passed away not less than 30 days ago. Said telegram will be given to, and memorized by, a terminally ill volunteer (called a "messenger") The messenger will be a competent adult who has been diagnosed with a terminal illness, by a certified doctor, and who has a minimal survival prognosis of about a year or less. The messenger will be tested to make sure that he/she has memorized the telegram before passing away and promises to do everything that can be done to deliver the telegram to the addressee after passing away.
Since we can not guarantee delivery nor prove that a message has been delivered, our customers do not pay for "deliveries". They pay for "delivery attempts". What we do guarantee is the following: afterlife, guardian angels, angels, singing telegrams, after death, after life, life after death, |